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Pastor's Ass
A pastor wanted to raise money for his church and, on being told
there
was a fortune in horse racing, decided to buy one and enter it
in the
races. However, at the local auction, the going price for a
horse was
so
high that he ended up buying a donkey instead.
He thought that since he had it he might as well go ahead and
entered
it
in the race and, much to his surprise, the donkey came in third.
The
next day the local paper carried this headline:
PASTOR'S ASS SHOWS
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered
it in the race again, and this time it won. The local paper
read:
PASTOR'S
ASS OUT FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he
ordered
the
pastor not
to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local
paper
headline read:
BISHOP
SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS
This
was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid
of the
donkey.The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby
convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following
headline the
next day:
NUN
HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN
The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to
get rid
of
the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for ten dollars. The next
day,
the paper read:
NUN
SELLS ASS FOR $10
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy
back
the
donkey and
lead it to the plains where it could run wild. Headlines
read:
NUN
ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE
The Bishop was buried the next day.
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